I couldn't make this stuff up

Emergency post!  Just now Ryan and Abby are playing in the living room while I've got the kitchen table covered in a plastic tablecloth and lots of paint.  Abby says to Ryan: "Something smells like poop."  Ryan tells her we don't talk like that unless we are in the bathroom.  I reinforce this by telling Abby, Ryan's right we only talk like that if when we are going potty.  Without a word, she gets up, walks to the bathroom, and I hear her whisper: "poop."  She then comes back and sits down on the living room floor as if nothing happened.  I almost bit my lip trying not to laugh.